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Have you been watching the Olympics?

  1. Yes - television:

http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=0

2. Yes - internet:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=1

3. Yes - in person:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=2

4. No - don't care for it:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=3

5. No - forgot about it:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=4

6. No - I am protesting China's brutal and unlawful occupation of Thailand:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=5

7. I only watch the girls' gymnastics oh god they're anorexic but they're also so ripped and cut and could benchpress us all without breaking a sweat and their metabolism's too fucked up to menstruate and I just dream of them crushing my skull between their powerful thighs:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=6

8. WIPO:
http://impoll.net/cgi-bin/v.cgi?p=3807&r=7

Pic is always unrelated.

>> No.2  

7 obviously. As much as I like menstruation, I tend to find myself attracted to girls who aren't physically able to.

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Pic related.

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Oh Dominique, my first love.

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I never told you this before, Dominique, but God broke Kerri Strug's leg because I prayed for you to be able to move on to the All-Around instead of her, but with the US still winning the team Gold.

Too bad that you failed me, Dominique. Too bad you broke my heart.

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But I'll never forget you, Dominique, even though your career went down the toilet, you retired, you blimped up to 90 pounds, you married some faggot, and you somehow managed to become fertile and give birth.

I'll never forget who you were and how much I believed in you.

:`-(

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Yeah, I bet you don't know what I voted.

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>>7
I remember Carly; she was basically the Dominique Moceanu of her generation. But I still prefer the original. (Some might go back further and say that Nadia Comăneci was the real original, so maybe I should say I prefer my original.)

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[i]Are[/i] there any other olympic events other than the preteen show-all? The opening ceremony was pretty impressive, especially when they harvested the organs from that Falun Gung prisoner live by the winners podium.

>> No.10  

[email protected]

>> No.11  

>>9 [i]Are[/i]

Have you been cheating on Wish with a non-imageboard? Oh god, tell me it wasn't a UBB.

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>>10 [email protected]

Fuck you asshole... I have friends there. You don't have any idea how you've suffered under Beijing's cruel yoke.

>>9 any other olympic events other than the preteen show-all

There's Misty May and Kerri Walsh in Beach Volleyball, which actually resembles softcore lesbian porn more than it does a sport. They even have cheerleaders. Sample from 2004: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyZDj9VmK_A

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>>11
shit, [b]er[/b]... I <i>mean</i>, no, that [[board]] was my sister, silly.

>>12

>Beach Volleyball

AWESOME! Just seen the promos for it, thanks for that.

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Hannah Whelan from the fail UK team looks very artistic.

>> No.15  

>>14

There's a UK team?

US television usually just shows the US team and the 3-4 teams that havae a chance of winning, plus maybe a couple Canadian routines just out of sympathy.

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>>15
The UK team in just about anything fails. In the past we have fronted some individual athletes who are okay-ish, but I can't remember anything other than what breakfast cereal they advertise.

>> No.17  

Germany's kicking our ass at hockey. Probably getting us back for that Top Gear thing last week.

>> No.18  

Oh cool. We won the cycling.

>> No.19  

The girls they had doing the fencing were pretty adorable. I'd like to be stabbed by one of them.

>> No.20  

What's up with this men's water polo? This is the gayest thing ever. Now, I can accept when armored football players pat their teammates on the ass after a touchdown or something, but these are men in speedos -- they really aught not be doing that.

>> No.21  

>>17
Field hockey is an Olympic sport? Wow.

>> No.22  

>>19

As a former Fencer, I /r/ pics of such cute womens.

>> No.23  

oh god how i get here i not good with computer

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>>1
>>3-6
>>8

JESUS CHRIST, you guys too?!

Yeah, I admit it, I was glued to the TV that summer. Being 14 years old sure is fucked up.

The crazy thing is that she now lives in the same region of Ohio that I do. My sister claims to have bumped into her in a Bath & Body Works store. I wouldn't be surprised if I ran into her at some point.

>There will never be another girl as beautiful as Dominique Moceanu in 1996.

God Damn Right IMPoll Guy.

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>>1

Oh yeah, forgot the poll.

WIPO: Too busy sorting Plaquey Folder.

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>>25
I was 15. I'd actually been watching her for a while, so I was excited about the Olympics months in advance, clipping out all the magazine articles about her & whatnot (there was a great TV Guide feature with great pics). She first caught my attention at some men vs women exhibition thing maybe a year before, where she absolutely pwned everybody & looked really adorable/happy doing it.

The funny thing is that I really liked Dominique Moceanu, but my father really liked Shannon Miller, so we watched it together & it was a fun rivalry between our respective crushes.

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I'm so glad they have my main man Béla Károlyi (world-renowned coach, pedophile, and gibbering foreigner) in China to provide commentary on the gymnastics. He's always good for a laugh, usually in a "I can't believe any had the balls to actuallysay that" kind of way. Did you catch him a few days ago talking about the Chinese team. It's widely believed that the Chinese are using some girls under the minimum age (jeer!) of 16, by issuing them falsified birth certificates, but nobody really talks about it for political correctness reasons. Béla, on the other hand, flat-out said on live national television that half the Chinese team was under 16 and competing illegally. And when Béla Károlyi says a girl is underage, you can bet money on it, because Béla Károlyi knows his underage girls.

Pic related, it's Béla and Dominique ~1996, I used to fantasize about her sucking his dick without even having to kneel down or anything.

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