Dearest detractors,
It's been a long time since we've spoken. At least it's been a while since we've faced off over these message boards in an adversarial manner. I'm fairly certain that having spoken to you directly has put the matter to rest. However, there is still one loose end I feel I must tie up finally.
For all one of you who kept claiming I have a micropenis, I have irrefutable and completely out of context proof otherwise from a person of good reputation and high standing in the corkyjohn community.
[05:43] colourwatch: Youre a dick and a half and you and I both know it
There you have it folks. WHO'S A DICK AND A HALF? I'M A DICK AND A HALF! I WILL RIP AND TEAR YOUR TINY HYMEN!
Goodnight, I love yoooou!
wB