... or become a summer camp assistant. Bring malibu and a 2ltr bottle of cola, get a tender vagina for every finger.

Why do you imagine that you cannot attain a girlfriend? I'm assuming you are male, so that is a big plus for most girls. In fact for many that is the only criteria.

Would you say that you prefered to protect your future girlfriend, or would you prefer it if she doted on you? Obviously this isn't an all or nothing question, but in general, where would you place yourself on a line between the two?