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No, the Amish are correct, they are the chosen ones, and we are all going to Hell because we have used the internet.

I expect to see joke-thief and all-round irritating twat Joe Pasquale.

In fact, there is going to be quite a paradox created by his presence in Hell, as for many people the sound of Joe Pasquale shrieking in agony for eternity is in fact Heaven, and frankly Heaven could not be considered Heaven if they let the runty shit up there.

Joe Pasquale, the spark of the war between Heaven and Hell, the harbinger of the Apocalypse.