>>10

Wait... by that statement you think I have a thing for Camel? That's not what I meant. It's more the shit-eating grin on Mr. Bandages' face that makes me believe he is an agent of evil. Plus, I think Camel's cat has been injected with Jenova cells.

>>11

Again, not a chance. I'm just raging because at the moment, I am suffering from acute alcohol withdrawl. I have been awake for 3 days in physical and mental agony. I would advise Wish never to drink for 48+ hours straight with no food.

This girl I've had a thing for for almost 13 years gave me the "love you like a brother" speech in the middle of my drinking episode. Oh, and she's fucking one of my best mates, it turns out. Same way she's done for more than a decade now. Yeah, I'm a loser. I KNOW at least wB is laughing his ass off right now.

Sorry >>7, I just committed that faggotry again.

>>13

YOU. I'd like to apply for your "Stop being a stupid faggot and become a cold, calculating, methodical emotionless killing machine" 101 course - don't worry, you'll get the money up front.

TL;DR - Alcoholism sucks, Rabbit's a stupid faggot.