>>18
Well, considering I'm an American collaborator in the first place I won't really mind, now will I? They tell me if I translate Canadian in league with their forces for 12 months they'll give me citizenship.
Oh wait, Jay treaty lol. Looks like I can just come over whenever I want.
I've seen pictures of both you and Spookyhat. I have doubts as to your suitability for military service. I mean, look a schwilliam. That guy was in good shape and he only ended up as a pogue. Given your substance problems, you'll likely go into a coma once your marijuana addiction comes full circle and wake up sewing potatoes or whatever. Spookyhat, given his weight, will likely come begging to my fortified manor house for scraps once the 7-11 he had claimed runs out of candy near the end of the first season.
>>20
The rigs are where basically every 20 year old Canadian in Manitoba goes to work. Then they come back the next year disappointed at how that all turned out and find decent jobs.