wat? I sometimes wonder if you could have lived through a real geopolitical drama like the Cuban missile crisis without dying via anxiety-induced myocardial infarction.

The only disaster currently happening is my ISP's shitty DNS randomly failing it, probably due to US election traffic.

That would be great. I thrive on desparation. I could not imagine a happier way to perish. Deep down in my soul I long for the day when I can join humanity in its last and final suffering. Nothing to be gained, nothing the be lost.

>>1

Quit being so paranoid. Humanity won't be stupid enough to start a nuclear war until the current youth generation takes power.

I'd be more concerned about the election right now if I were you.

Just in case the unfathomable occurs and McCain and his pet retard win, I've already chosen the church I'm going to burn down first.

I advise the rest of you to pick out some good flashpoints for your own revolutionary holocausts. Hell, even if you're for McCain, it'd probably be best if you be seen howling in the streets with a torch and a makeshift weapon with the rest of us.

I'll be the one in cat ears and warpaint. SHE TEMPERS US THROUGH DESPAIR!

Twas the night of the election
and all through the House,
not a senator was stirring,
(though a couple would grouse,)
many a bill would be rushed
past Bush with great care,
in fear that Obama would soon be there,
the voters were nestled all freezing in line,
while visions of President McCain tortured their minds,
and Palin in her fine shoes while McCain took a nap,
hoped to settle down to a Diebold-assured trap...

>>5
Or instead of rioting just make some money off a protection agency. It'll give the region a bit of insurance from a tyranny coming back in and if you're inline with a few market anarchists who know abit about abstract currency than it'd be rather profitable.

>>7

Well I'll be damned, looks like I won't have to set the city ablaze after all. I shall now attempt to reconcile my relief and joy with the disappointment in losing an opportunity to run with the bulls in Atlanta.

Someday I will bump all rabbit doomsday threads simultaneously.

>>9 rabbit doomsday
Is that like a zombie apocalypse, only cuter?