politslol^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h^h Awesome! I hope he finds a puppy soon!

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>>2
I just hope to hell that he doesn't get a Labradoodle. Those things are fucking abominations. They should not be allowed to exist. I would kill them all with my bare hands if I had the means to do so. Fucking sick defilement of a real dog.

I guess it will be a mixed race dog from the pond.

>>5
Mixed with a frog, or a fish?

>>5 dog from the pond

>>6
Not sure America is ready yet for a mixed species first pet. We'll better leave the gryphons for future presidents. A merdog would be cool though.

>Malia, 10, expressed a desire for a "goldendoodle," a golden retriever-poodle hybrid

we have a group that meets fridays at midnight under the booklyn bridge and the password is sic semper tyrannis

>>10
Fiddle Faddle? Good sir, thine mocking countenance is inappropriate for a gentleman of your standing, made more vexing by the graphic vulgarities of your payment methods. My sister is to be paid in gold dust or hemp from here on.

>>11
Sleeping with me is its own reward.

>>12
Mmm... we've heard women sleep like logs next to you, even ones who were wide away when you joined them in bed.

>>13

>away when you joined them in bed

More of your archetypal juxtaposition contradiction of terms bullshat and I won't stand for it.

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