Heres a closer look at the most supplies you'll need.

First thing you'll need to do is get your buns and spread them open like so in the photo.

And then apply the weenie between the buns.

And what you're going to do next is get the jar of mayonnaise(if you like) and apply it on top of the weenie.

The next thing you're gonna want to do is get the knife and rinse it so you don't get the mayonnaise on the ketchup (It will mold up if you mix it inside with the mustard, I think).

Get some mustard onto that knife. (sorry, I forgot the image for the post above =,( forgot password)

Apply mustard on top of weenies.

Now get your spoon and fill it up with sweet sweet relish.

And then apply relish to weenies.

Then get your plate of hotdogs and put it in the microwave.

Set time to the second dot.

Let food spin and warm up.

While you wait for the dogs to warm up you should put everything back and wash your hands.

By the time you are done doing the above step your hot dogs should be ready to be eaten :3.

Don't forget your napkins!

Hotdog stache! Enjoy!

Tomorrow: Celery and other healthy snacks.

Neckbeard

Spider Expert

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AGH! I always forget the napkins!

Shit, I'll just chuck all this away then.

They turn out much better if you use an oven for the buns and stove/grill for the wieners.

You call yourself Chocolate Expert but you make a thread about cooking hotdogs?