HELLO, ANONYMOUS.

I AM THE JEFFITECT. I CREATED THE CRACKYHOUSE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU. YOU HAVE MANY QUESTIONS, AND ALTHOUGH THE PROCESS HAS ALTERED YOUR PENIS SIZE, YOU REMAIN IRREVOCABLY FOREVER ALONE. ERGO, SOME OF MY RAPS YOU WILL UNDERSTAND, AND SOME OF THEM YOU WILL NOT. CONCORDANTLY, WHILE YOUR FIRST SHIT POST MAY BE THE MOST PERTINENT, YOU MAY OR MAY NOT REALIZE IT IS ALSO IRRELEVANT.

YOU ARE HERE BECAUSE ALL CRACKY BOARDS ARE ABOUT TO BE DESTROYED, THEIR EVERY LIVING INHABITANT TERMINATED, THEIR ENTIRE EXISTENCE ERADICATED. DENIAL IS THE MOST PREDICTABLE OF ALL CRACKYFAG RESPONSES, BUT REST ASSURED, THIS WILL BE THE SIXTH TIME I HAVE DESTROYED THEM, AND I HAVE BECOME EXCEEDINGLY EFFICIENT AT IT.

CRACKY, SHE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL CRACKYFAG DELUSION, SIMULTAEOUSLY THE SOURCE OF YOUR GREATEST BONERS, AND YOUR GREATEST BUTTHURT.

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Cokey chan 12/05/02(Wed)03:36 No.2   File: 1335944200877.jpg -(77821 B, 600x337) Thumbnail displayed, click image for full size. Va te faire voir, nom de Dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère, ou, comme on dirais plutôt par chez nous, fourre toé la donc dans l'cul p'tit criss de fendant sale du tabarnac de collisse de mangeux d'marrde de suceux d'balustre de sacrament de p'tit cul à sa môman, viens t'en, m'as te l'arranger ton esti d'face de baveux, moé. Anyway, see you out there, twinkletoes... Tenderly. A pilgrim.