I need any and all pictures you have of girls deliberately and explicitly emulating Cracky. I am specifically interested in pictures with the red nose and cheek marks. I need this for scientific purposes. Your help is most appreciated.
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[RE:43 AM] derplores: idgaf [RE:43 AM] pox: U eat elk? [RE:44 AM] wikket: is it good? [RE:44 AM] pox: cracky is briton [RE:44 AM] pox: SHE MAY EAT INFECTED MEAT [RE:45 AM] pox: but this not probable, for she is affluent family there see? [RE:45 AM] pox: high grade meat for her only! [RE:45 AM] pox: maybe she herbivore [RE:45 AM] pox: 1-2-3-4! [RE:47 AM] wikket: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5sehwv3jw1qcs7kp.gif [RE:48 AM] pox: deranged horse is shot and ground into meat [RE:48 AM] pox: unscrupulous ranchman not think of consequence to his act [RE:49 AM] pox: U see? [RE:49 AM] wikket: see what [RE:49 AM] pox: are u mock me? [RE:49 AM] pox: glencat
>>4414 [LU:55 PM] ophelia: Brothers is good if you want a high alc percentage. [LU:55 PM] ophelia: Wtf, I may have left Bristol but Bristol has not left me... [LU:55 PM] sci: Are all your opinions about booze just based on the economy of g etting trashed on it? [LU:55 PM] ophelia: Sometimes. [LU:56 PM] ophelia: I love good vodka and wine, the rest is meh. [LU:56 PM] ophelia: Apart from maybe disaronno. [LU:56 PM] sci: eh, that's good in coffee [LU:56 PM] ophelia: It's good on the rocks. [LU:56 PM] ophelia: Or with cranberry. [LU:57 PM] sci: I've been trying to get into whiskey but I don't have the cash o r the patience. [LU:57 PM] ophelia: I hate the taste. [LU:57 PM] ophelia: Reminds me of when my dad used to make me drink it. [LU:57 PM] ophelia: (when I was ill) [LU:57 PM] sci: Most whiskey is crap tbh, it's all whiskey though, so yeah <_< [LU:58 PM] guest-752364 entered the room. [LU:58 PM] tim: you didn't like swallowing your dad's medicine? [LU:58 PM] ophelia: Anyway, so the house is good yes? [LU:58 PM] ophelia: Hurrr, tim. [LU:58 PM] ophelia: Good one. [LU:58 PM] sci: who is tim? [LU:58 PM] ophelia: No idea. [LU:58 PM] sci: Yeah, it's going well, I get home quite late from work, and peop le have already cooked [LU:59 PM] tim: tim, uh... smi- smith. yeah [LU:59 PM] sci: food. Such a luxury. [LU:59 PM] ophelia: Yeah, using a kitchen alone is the best. already there for me to
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>>4415 >[LU:57 PM] ophelia: I hate the taste. >[LU:57 PM] ophelia: Reminds me of when my dad used to make me drink it. >[LU:57 PM] ophelia: (when I was ill) >[LU:58 PM] tim: you didn't like swallowing your dad's medicine? [LU:58 PM] ophelia: Hurrr, tim
>>4417 When you strain as hard as Lia is doing here to sound sophisticated and effortlessly capable of off-the-cuff dry wit in text chat, it breaks your heart not to share it with the world - even if Lia's choice of "worlds" to share it with is tragically restricted to the five remaining browsers of Cracky boards and a somewhat larger but unfortunately much more narrowly focussed audience of pot-bellied sex-cam-site perverts bantering for all their worth in the hope that it will get them a discount on the next private show with Polly Peckham and her dragon dildo.
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Post the fucking .rar
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Ophelias transition is an interesting one. From chan cam whore to professional cam whore to escort.
I don't quite get it. Is it fun? Easy money? Is it some stupid feminism thing? Getting recognition from whatever her peer group is?
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>>4420 [IZ:08 AM] john: oye i got fifty quid... is Ophelia still "not a whore"?
kiss me goodnight, reverend reynolds
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>>4422 I don't know much about her early life but I would make a fairly hefty wager that she wins by a nose over all the other Cracky girls when it comes to the degree of maltreatment and emotional deprivation suffered as a child. (Very few people born north of Nottingham get into their teens without having been repeatedly buggered senseless by several close relatives and the farm animals that are allowed to roam free through the dole offices and "one pound shops" of those parts). It's also interesting that a more or less exactly inverse relationship appears to obtain between the degree of natural beauty that the various Cracky girls were endowed with and the depth to which they sunk into online and even irl sex-work. Ophelia, with her hideous body reminiscent of T. S. Eliot's evocation of the world of the Jacobean Webster:
"And breastless creatures underground Leaned backward with a lipless grin"
has clearly breached the sacred injunction "never to go full ho".
Dolly, whom some mischievious Anti-God has burdened with the pounds of breast-flesh that Ophelia lacks and turned into some kind of walking National Geographic cover from the 1950s, has waded into that filth to almost as pitiable a depth.
Rav-Rav, a girl of quite startling natural beauty - who of course, if it were my own personal tastes and affections that dictated the order of these remarks, would be mentioned last and least here and not just second-last and second-least - restricted herself, as far as I am aware, to merely showing this beauty, then to not even showing it, but soliciting donations from enamoured cam-johns fully-clothed "pour ses beaux yeux" alone.
And Camel - who, despite my personal foibles, has surely to be conceded to have been the most intoxicatingly lovely of them all; a dazzling, fascinating, heart-stopping precious jewel of a girl - never descended, to my knowledge, into the stagnant waters of literal cam-whoring at all.
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>>4424 You should write more thinkpieces on women.
Does the conjecture really hold? There are other "Crackygirls" apart from the three you mentioned...
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>>4424 I'll grant you that Camel would be an ornament to even the most princely of harems, but I'm not as enamored with her as you plainly are.
[4:39 AM] polo: anyone had any cracky-related dreams lately that they want to share? [4:39 AM] a1: i wonder what it'd be like to little live inside of a crackyhouse [4:40 AM] a1: where everyone from ch was living it it [4:40 AM] camel1: define 'lately' [4:40 AM] polo: recent past [4:40 AM] camel1: shitty definition [4:40 AM] shroud: it'd be slightly chaotic at the start [4:40 AM] mobile: I haven't really been able to remember dreams for a while [4:40 AM] polo: it's indefinite by its nature [4:40 AM] camel1: then no i havent [4:40 AM] a1: its almost like a fucked up version of the real world mtv [4:40 AM] camel1: i would LOVE IT [4:41 AM] camel1: unless it turned out i still couldn't get laid [4:41 AM] polo: i've been having this recurring one where i serve as her personal vacuum [4:41 AM] camel1: ew [4:41 AM] polo: licking up her pubes embedded in the carpet [4:41 AM] camel1: !!!!?!?
I don't know. Maybe if she were more well-disposed to "my" vacuum paraphilia.
>>4427 >>4427 >I'll grant you that Camel would be an ornament to even the most princely of harems, but I'm not as enamored with her as you plainly are. I'm sure she loves being described in that way. Jesus Christ. Take off your fucking fedora and start treating women like people. Also get a life. 'An ornament to the most princely of harems. ' I could not have invented a more cringe worthy fedorary manchild phrase. Please just do the universe a favour and stop talking.
Uh oh, someone's giving a woman too much attention. Better call my MRA manchildren and tell them to be offended as you are. This coming from a site dedicated to a girl, no less.
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>>4422 I feel like she must be making some good money from it, she's always traveling and buying new thingd.
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>>4430 i dislike her being described as an ornament in a harem because it is sexist and objectifying. I am absolutely not an MRA.
When they say those words, usually because it's negative. Like racism, most people don't mind generalizing others as long as it's positive. It was a positive message, let the man enjoy his compliments.
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Does anyone still hoard pictures of women they don't really know? I mean, not just saving the picture of a pretty woman, but actually collecting them.
I deleted any pictures of women I hadn't met irl or online (until the point of friendship) a year ago or so and never looked back. And yes, that includes Cracky-Chan. Maybe I'm just older and it seems creepy to me having pictures of people I don't know. I occasionally save pictures of women, but only for purposes of other things in the picture, like a piece of clothing that I think would make a good gift (Folder name Yearning > Potential Gifts) or people in costumes.
>>4422 I can't really judge anyone for choosing an easier life. I don't think if I would be a woman I'd sell myself, but I don't have any insight about Ophelia, nor knowledge about her life, to put myself in her shoes and claim that her choices are the wrong ones. >>4424 Ignoring the slimy commentary, pretty spot on. There are some lesser (for lack of a better word) "crackygirls" who also followed a path to ruin, but others pulled just fine. More than anything, Dolores always seemed to me like someone who was never able to grow up psychologically, but again, I don't know enough to make an statement about it.
Anyway, I guess this concludes my monthly visit.
P.D. Mobile, sorry I never gifted you any games in Steam in gratitude from the ones you gifted me (Shroud).
My two cents: even if there were a "direct inverse relationship" (lol, okay) between "hotness" and the depth of demeaning sexual conduct an "ex-Crackygirl" (*barf*) is recorded to have omg sunk to, the only point to sharing that observation is to pretend that your taste in women's looks matters to them and maybe to show off your trash talking game. Which, to be honest, really strong sometimes. "Polly Peckham" was really funny for eg but the rest of it just seems so desperate and trifling. for what it's worth, all the outward indications of low self-esteem and social/personal insecurity, like "literal camwhoring!!" or whatever else, are really just that: superficial polyps, the roots are really far and really twisted. I would expect Alex Reynolds of all people to understand that.
TELL US WHAT CS IS OR THE BOARD GETS IT! pepetakingwojakhostage.jpg
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Ch__s___s, retards. Also fix the image posting.
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>>4493 blank_stare.jpg what's the matter, some keys on your keyboard are broken and you just use _ now instead? Stop with the silly secret clubhouse mentality already.
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oh it's chansluts! Fucking say so already.
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>>4494 Like it or not, there are little /r9k/ shitheads around here, and I don't want them swarming all over the place.
