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HEY GUYS LISTEN
OPHELIA IS TOTALLY NOT A WHORE

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>> No.24  

>>21

HOW ABOUT YOU READ MY FUCKING POST AND TAKE THE HINT

IF YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY WHORE MOUTH NO ONE WOULD BE TALKING ABOUT LIA

INB4 HE MAKES SOME LONG WINDED COMMENT THAT COMPLETEL IGNORES WHAT I SAID TO HIM AND INSULTS ME INSTEAD BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE'RE ALL RIGHT.

>> No.25  

Guys, guys, guys... It's 200 quid for a cake fart. Anything UNDER that, and she's a whore.

But, it's ok, because he doesn't mind it.

>> No.26  

>>20
I hate you because you have a generally terrible personality, you're always insulting people and creating drama for no reason. I hate you because you have been the source of ALL drama on this board for the last 6 years.
Like I said, you're a deliberate shit disturber, you take pleasure in creating arguments where there are none and pissing everyone off. And I hate you because you are blind to ALL of your faults. "Oh, everyone i've come in contact with online fucking hates me or has hated me at several points in time. It must be THEIR fault, couldn't be my fault."
You fucking reject of society.

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>>13

THIS.

However, it's not like we have a surfeit of females at the moment, so a little coddling is to be expected, the weenies in this sausagefest are decidedly, expendable. Though I do take issue with the issuance of the ban on Alex, after all nigger is as nigger does, he was just calling it as he saw it, as he always has. Don't even pretend to be shocked about it now.

Since when have whores of anykind bothered us?

>>26

y'ain't exacty a peach yourself, bub.

Fuck your PC-BULLSHIT.

LINUX FTW.

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>> No.28  

>>27
Enjoy any good video games lately- OH WAIT



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460646 No.1   [Reply]

She's my cracky.

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>> No.4  

So creepy.

>> No.5  

I tried lipstick on her once but it was a mess ;_;

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>>4

Considering a custom made "RealDoll" would probably cost over 9k, I can see why someone would go the DIY route.

>> No.7  

>>6
Imagine paying 9k for a doll, and then they get the eye colour wrong. You'd feel like such a loser.



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1565507 No.1   [Reply]

Surreal.

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>> No.3  

Oh look, a thread about yourself.



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGFzqJ292Xs&feature=related

Black Stone on Top of a White Stone
I shall die in Paris, in a rainstorm,
On a day I already remember.
I shall die in Paris-- it does not bother me--
Doubtless on a Thursday, like today, in autumn.

It shall be a Thursday, because today, Thursday
As I put down these lines, I have set my shoulders
To the evil. Never like today have I turned,
And headed my whole journey to the ways where I am alone.

~C├ęsar Vallejo~

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Lately I've often thought the "Right way of Walking" sounded an awful lot like how someone would describe the "haters gonna hate" strut.



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>> No.5  

>>2>>3

Hi ophelia. You dont need an argument to call people fat. Its like saying you need an argument to ssay the sky is blue.

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>>5

>mfw I was none of those people.

You really are silly.

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More pics please

>> No.8  

>>5

You're obviously an idiot

>> No.9  

stop samefagging ophelia



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How long have you used this site?
How has this site impacted on your life?
What's the most fucked up thing you've done in relation to this site?
How often do you visit?
What do you regret because of this site?
What's the best thing that's happened to you because of this site?
How do you feel about this place now?

This should be fun as long as you all aren't boring.

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>> No.99  

>>98

We all here know shes a whore and we don't care. Thats why CH is so special.

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>>93

buster keaton was a great silent/physical comedian
i think ur style is much more andy kaufman/tony clifton
have u ever thought about wrestling women?

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>>100
I'm a pretty physical comic, though it's true that I tend to work more from the neck up (so, more or less the opposite of "Old Stoneface" Keaton).

As I say, though, there is not a chance in Hell of anyone here calming their pathetic terror of being "owned" by their fellow human beings enough to even PERCEIVE that I spend most of my time on the board and the Tinychat clowning about and making jokes at my own expense.

I see that flabby black sack of hate Raitongu expressing his appreciation in another thread, for example, of how someone's "owned" me by CATCHING ME MAKING A RIDICULOUS FACE. He "loves" it. It reduces someone else's power, he imagines, and increases his own.

God, imagine him and the other dead-eyed, dead-souled, existentially terrified creatures who currently fill the Tinychat being forced to sit through a season of Keaton's sublime filmic essays in self-sabotage and self-effacement: their big ugly blubber-lips frozen in a constant sneer of contempt and incomprehension as to how someone could possibly have the courage to mock himself the way Keaton did.

>> No.102  

>>101

i think ur funny as fuck sometimes but u can also b such an asshole thats y i think ur more like andy then buster
also everytime u go on one of ur long speeches refrencing shit ive never heard of it always reminds me of that one great gatsby bit that andy used to do

maybe if u told them that it was jackass from the 20s i think they would enjoy keatons films

>> No.103  

>>101
If you're gonna do some stupid shit and laugh about it, then people will laugh with you.

If you're gonna do some stupid shit and then viciously attack everyone around you, then
people will laugh at you.

It's as simple as that.



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52616 No.1   [Reply]

Ok kids, stop spamming with drama or I will spam with ... actual spam.

>> No.2  

DO EET

BOARD RELEVANT SPAM

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>>1

>> No.6  

>>5

I love this so much. <3



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86010 No.1   [Reply]

Music thread.

Post what you're listening to right now.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=O-Ep0N5Eyeg

>> No.155  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXVzR6C7K94

>> No.156  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-vrYeVGGZ0

This is as good a place to fall as any.
We'll build our altar here.
Make me your Maria.
I'm already on my knees.

>> No.157  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6144RV4c-9w

Something came over me.
Was it white and sticky?

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Desire: Don't Call



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baby sloths

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131843 No.1   [Reply]

It's ok that you're a whore.

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>> No.7  

well its long winded but theres not enough latin or contempt to be alexesque

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>>7
You re right. It s old Teddy Adorno, one of my intellectual heroes.

He was pretty big on Latin and contempt in some of his other pieces but maybe not so much in this one.

Except perhaps in the title:

"Occultism - Metaphysics for Dunces"

>> No.9  

>>2

No he doesn't, shhhh.

(the only similarity is that they both don't mind whores)

>> No.10  

>>9

This.
Whoever posted those long comments (not angry enough for laex so I currently do not habeeb) pls cite your sources so I can read them for my dissertation. TY BBY

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ALEX, WE HAD A DEAL. Don't you remember?
After our last discussion YOU AKNKOWLEDGED YOUR MISTAKE AND YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULDN'T CALL HER A WHORE AGAIN.
FUCK YOU.



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