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JEFF, JEFF, SUPER-JEFF. Thank for bring 'Dear Olivia' back. Yer a guid lad, efter aw.

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>> No.18  

>>16
Don't be so paranoid bro.

>> No.19  

>>18

>> No.20  
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Cracky likes this.

>> No.21  

>>20

the chicklet, maybe, the dude, highly unlikely.

>> No.22  

>>20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAryFIuRxmQ


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102757 No.1   [Reply]

I clearly remember, even after forty and more years, what actual physically-manifested terror I used to experience in front of "The Last Judgment", "The Day of His Wrath" and certain other of John Martin's magnificent and disturbing paintings on my first visits to the Tate Gallery, at around age eight or nine.

I feel a similar sensation now, as the pseudo-religious rats from a swiftly-sinking .71 swarm in here, in their panic, to try to recreate this board in their own infinitely tedious image.

Surely some revelation is at hand...

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Why is bounceme so shit now? I don't remember people posting floods of crackypasta after a single "non-relevant" post (or even after several completely unrelated one-post porn-image threads) appeared on the front page in the past years. Crackypasta was posted periodically and with decent amounts of time between them, it wasn't used as a troll-spray.

>> No.11  

>>10

bounce is shit, because it is full of newfags who don't know their asses from a hole in the ground, or much of anything for that matter.

>> No.12  

>>10
Just dont go there, it's just not for you if you'd rather have a page full of random girls sitting on the crapper rather than seing pages Crackypasta and Cracky pictures.

Of course, if you want to make new content intead of whining, go right ahead...

>> No.13  

dongs

>> No.14  

dongs


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66040 No.1   [Reply]

I often feel i'll for some reason be hated for expressing my love for her here. ;_;

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>>51
Nobody cares, stop defending your ego and leave. Please?

>> No.53  

>>51
Your sarcasm doesn't translate well in writing.
Did you really leave Berlin because of a jaywalking ticket? That's pretty funny.

>> No.54  

>>53
Yeah, really. It was just some stupid Larry David type situation that escalated into something that verged on felony because I'm such a stubborn cantankerous old bastard.

It started with one officious idiot wanting to levy a spot fine of 15 Euros and ended up half an hour later with six of the fuckers searching my apartment for God knows what, just cos I wouldn't pay and treated them like the dogs they are.

Thus Kent, oh Nazis, bids you all adieu.
He'll shape his old course in a country new.

>> No.55  

>>51

TOP TIP!!!

Try not to talk to the enforcers of law'n'order as you would to everyone else. NO WONDER you got an extra charge, Alex.

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>>54

I kinda feel sorry for me ol' sparring partner here. But you should have have kopt it shut...


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70687 No.1   [Reply]

I keep expecting the new design to have some more hidden features. Like a link hidden one of the pixel Crackys, or some sort of secret level...

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There is a peculiar broken image listed on the "media" for this site called "robolivia.jpg" which sounds cool. That's all I can scrounge up though.

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>>3
What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow
Out of this stony rubbish? Son of man, 20
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only
A heap of broken images, where the sun beats,
And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief,
And the dry stone no sound of water.

>> No.5  

>>4
CoolStory™

>> No.6  

>>3

Damn newfag. Needing a hand to wipe your butt, again... here:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/diadsie/629827435/

>> No.7  

>>6
dem googlin skillz


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172954 No.1   [Reply]

hm? what's this?

>> No.2  

me likee


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34054 No.1   [Reply]

^_^

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>> No.12  

how do you do them?

>> No.13  

>>12
the OP is an actual gaia online avatar of mine, (it's so cute, the ears are animated) ^_^

The rest were made here
http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream_canvas.php?

>> No.14  

Fuck that shit. After being able to sell entire outfits, the early total items estimator was dicks crazy wrong. Long story short, the estimator fagged my shit and I lost +-980,000g in one sale before i caught my mistake. Losing half my everything I've ever earned made me piss angry and there is no way I'm gonna be caught paying REAL money for those pixels. So fuck gaia.

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I love you Cracky

>> No.16  

>>15

pretty!

>>14
I'm sorry to hear that. :(


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcSsaMmOZvg

it was my first time making something like this, so it is not very good, but hopefully someone will enjoy ^_^

cracky <3

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>> No.5  

>>3
>>4

I started working on it. Not sure if I'll manage it.

>> No.6  

>>5
Godspeed anon, godspeed.

>> No.7  

You are one sick puppy, but I like it(Nyan Cat is my favourite song of this year anyway).

>> No.8  

>>5 Done.

Her voice is too muffled to actually make out what she says, and since she has no melody to what she says (and I'm not good at changing pitch to make syllables sound the right note, and that made her voice change anyway), the song sounds horrible. Here it is anyway:

http://www.mediafire.com/?9ap1sz9m008j5g7

>> No.9  

>>8

Also, warning: don't listen to this unless you want to risk growing tired of Cracky's voice.


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18990 No.1   [Reply]

Ordinary tickets that give access to aviation are called:

Plain Tickets

You see what I did there?

Now it's your turn, but make them harder.

>> No.2  

No.


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335212 No.1   [Reply]

A roll of toilet paper is sitting on my desk at all times. If I feel aroused, like by videos of fat bears jacking off, I frantically masturbate while thinking of Cracky. The End.

>> No.2  

>>1
Didn't you hear Cracky is dead and old now. get over it.

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amazing body, ugly face


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