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67025 No.1   [Reply]

not a rare, just shut up



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267204 No.1   [Reply]

Let's go!

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>> No.6  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOkD7JowUS0

this film is relevant

>> No.7  

what is this type of doll called?

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>>7
These all roughly fall into the category of Asian ball-jointed dolls (ABJDs).



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should I just kill myself regardless of loose ends and smallish obligations?

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>> No.9  

>>6
ignore this fag, do it on cam

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no(t yet). i find it strange that a suicidal person still cares about this world, it means he still has ties with it. When i was at my most suicidal, the outside world could just have stopped existing and it wouldn't have mattered to me.

>> No.11  

boop

you

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In the words of Van Halen:
'When you wanna jump, go ahead'n'jump'.

>> No.13  

Suicide is a stupid option unless you beliebe in the life after death.



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126492 No.1   [Reply]

O, ye Buggerers!

'Tis Jon by which I am known, and I detest thee and thy lot! Thou art larded, simple, poxbearers who spendeth thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within His realm. For sooth, hast thy lot ever known the pleasures of a woman? Surely thou thrusteth thine jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet ye knoweth no boundaries! Worse yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits!

Be not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport for I am unassailable. Led many a man in battle and tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; 'twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives. Thou hast pleased me with thy audience.

Beholdeth a relative portrait: 'tis me and my wench

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this is retarded and you should feel retarded



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72701 No.1   [Reply]

Dont ask



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40620 No.1   [Reply]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-17576745

A lot of fellow crackyfags live in the UK so I thought this would be relevant to their interests.

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i, for one, welcome our new totalitarian state. clearly, anyone opposed to the abolishment of online privacy must be a terrorist or child sex slave trafficker. if you have nothing to hide then losing your rights is clearly not a problem

i'd love to stay and discuss it further but i have to go surrender my son's .177 air rifle (why would anyone need to bear arms unless they're going to commit murder?) and attend the mandatory evening prayer with my muslim brothers. ALLAHU AKBAR



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Just posting some Miranda Kerr

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>> No.5  

>>1
Crikey, she's a beaut!

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>> No.8  

>>6
This compared to >>7 shows you the miracle that is padding and pushing up. It's a real shame that Victoria's Secret doesn't like flat chests the way I do.

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>> No.4  
No one is going to say anything? Ok ill say it: She looks a lot like the sky queen imo.

This pick was taken in NY and there isn't more. Anybody knows where is she living right now?

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>>4

She isn't among the "living", let's just leave it at that.

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What happened to posts 2 and 3?

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>>6 Posts 2 & 3 aren't among the "living", let's just leave it at that.

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